GUYS. IT’S. FINALLY. HERE.
THE ONE YOU’VE ALLLL BEEN WAITING FOR.
MY NAME REVEAL.
HERE GOES:
MY NAME IS-
Wait, wait, wait! CUT! THIS IS NOT HOW WE START THE POST! π€¦ββοΈ
Wow, how awkward is this I can’t wait to see the look on my face when I read this a year later ππ Shame I can’t teleport a camera into the future so I can see what I look like π
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Aaaaaaanyways, welcome, everyone! π How are you today?
So, y’all know what you’re here for. Prepare for… uhm, quite a lot of things. This might as well be called an explosion of cringyness. Yippee. πππ
Okay then, let’s JUMP INTO THE POOOOST!! π¦ Y’get it? Kangaroos jump and- no, I’ll spare my future self and not be cringy in this exact moment in history. Oh, whoops. Just embarrased myself. π Great.
Thank you, everyone!
No, really, I want to thank you all for what you’ve done for me.
This blog has LITERALLY changed my life.
Blogging is now one of my great passions, and when I read your beautiful comments, I can’t help smiling. I will forever remember the day when little PottahWand decided to start a blog. Even if I ended up changing the whole blog topic early on, it doesn’t matter. I tried. I changed, and I’m still here!
Okay, this is getting pretty sentimental, but one last thank you to YOU. You might not be following my blog, but I don’t care. The fact that you actually went onto this blog is pretty amazing. I’m very proud of this small patchwork of the big blanket that is the internet. Wow, a metaphor. My teacher would be proud. π
Peace. βοΈ
Alrighhhhht! That’s my very short thank you- uhh piece of this post? I dunno. π
OOOOOKAY, NOW, ITZ TIME FOR THE RANDOM THINGS!
Yeah, I’m really leaving my name reveal till last. But, wait, don’t scroll down yet! Unless you passionately hate cringiness, weirdness, and randomness. Oh, and I can’t forget about craziness, of course! Well, if you hate any of those things, then spare yourself and scroll down. *nods sadly* π
SPICY JOKEZ TO SPICE YOUR DAY UP π₯π
wow, I’m really getting hyped, aren’t i?
JOKE 1#
Ball.
BAHHHHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH ISN’T IT FUNNY AHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
JOKE 2#
*googles some jokes because I’m not original*
Oooh, here’s a good one!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? *expectant waiting*
(Do-you-think-he-saur-us?)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOGLE’S IM SO FUNNY AREN’T I
JOKE 3#
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didnβt speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her βmy darling.β But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, βMy darling, I love you! Will you marry me?β
And the lady said, βPardon?β
NOOO THE POOR PRINCE NUUUU π
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Ok.
It’s time.
The big one.
RANDOM THOUGHTS
No, don’t worry, I’m not gunna annoy you guys for long, just OOOONE last thing until my name reveal. ππ π
Why do books and movies have to rip out our hearts and tear them into a million pieces? Lets face it- we were all rooting for Carl and Ellie. π₯Ί
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Alright, it’s time, y’all.
It’s my name reveal.
GET READY.
Wow, I’m so sorry I had to end your sorrow and tears for Carl and Ellie with this abrupt notice.
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My name’s Maya. π
Yep. That’s the truth.
Heh heh. π
In case anyone pronounces it wrong (don’t worry, it’s happened a lot. π) then, my name pronunciation in Ma-yuh, not May-a.
I’ve seen a few others Mayas in the blogosphere, so you guys can still call me PottahWand. To be honest, it’s grown on me. π
Soooo… yep, that’s it! You know my name, you know that I’ve gone crazy but to be honest I’ve been crazy for most of my life aand you know that it’s, sadly, the end of the post! πππ
I’ll see ya soon, guys! β€
Hopefully I’ll have stopped being so irrational and random by then…
